Miscellaneous: Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting...

By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 01:01 - United States - Atoka

Today, I took a stick lighter and used it to set a large spider on fire to kill it, as stepping on it could possibly release its babies if it were a momma. I ignited more than the spider, and had to call the fire department. FML

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By stew - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 00:00

Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML

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hnaggar 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:12

Well, fire will keep em away too

bikramkohli 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:14

perhaps you need stupidity repellents, instead?

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hnaggar 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:12

Well, fire will keep em away too

Jjimen1654 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:15

Yep thats a win, sort of.

thatisaWIN 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:33

Yes it is :)

bikramkohli 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:14

perhaps you need stupidity repellents, instead?

awkward611 26

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:16

oh wow poor flowers

Mynameislinh 24

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:19

Gee... I would suggest not letting him barbecue, either.

_Neshaa 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:20

Well, at least the mosquitoes are gone...

DyslexicPanda 12

Friday 26 July 2013 0:59

You don't know that...

QQmore_fml 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:20

Well for he get rid of the Mosquito's? Think of the positives ^_^

QQmore_fml 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:24

Shit!.. Well did he get rid of****

QQmore_fml 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:36

Shit!... Well did he get rid***

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:25

You will need fire to shoo away the giant mutant mosquito's when the apocalypse comes , be happy that your husband is prepared.

SolarFlare 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:28

I hope your House is undamaged

brewmasterg 34

Thursday 25 July 2013 14:19

I too hope for the safety of Hugh Laurie.

azzy94 7

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:32

You know what they say, fire keeps the bugs away

PandaSmile 24

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:43

Kill them with fire!

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