Health: Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 11 July 2011 9:03

Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 11 July 2011 9:05

well even trees hate nagging.

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pongdadong 6

Monday 11 July 2011 13:59

you totally deserved it! who stands under a tree when it's being cut?!?!?!?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 11 July 2011 15:00

you ok?

JenL_fml 7

Monday 11 July 2011 15:04

Why would you stand under it as it's being cut? Of course it's going to fall on you!

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 15:56

am I the only person here who probably thinks this wasn't an accident? lol

ydnar 5

Monday 11 July 2011 16:04

No, there's at least 2 of us that think that. lol

aerogxt 7

Monday 11 July 2011 17:08

Make it three lol

fuckinloser 0

Monday 11 July 2011 15:57

this happened to a good friend of mines mom last month... she died... so way to be ******* your ******* cum guzzler

GoneClubbin 9

Monday 11 July 2011 17:48

nice If I could report u I would u low life

aerogxt 7

Monday 11 July 2011 17:04

Beggars can't be choosers lol

GoneClubbin 9

Monday 11 July 2011 17:46

u idiot if you were brave enough to stand in the way you would be brave enough to cut it down your self after those " Long Months Of Having That In Your Front Yard" that's lazy

Kenton1008 21

Monday 11 July 2011 17:55

karma's a bitch, isn't it?

imOaks 3

Monday 11 July 2011 17:59

This wouldn't of happened if you were in the kitchen where you belong.

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Monday 11 July 2011 18:30

I bet youre regretting that you told your husband to cut it down now...right?

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