Animals: Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice...

By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:01

Put her in the dryer. I:

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PimpinIceCold 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:08

Haha that sucks

appleboxes12 12

Friday 9 March 2012 8:18

What kind of cat like calico

allysiner 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 18:52

Did she turn the dryer on.? Or just place the poor cat in there.?

kitten_mittens5 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:29

Are you kitten me?!

babe7260 30

Friday 4 May 2012 7:39

Awww poor kitty!!!! Crazy ass Grama!!! Sorry that happened!!!!!

2shameless 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 17:45

Oh goodness, that's horrible!

kris031398 3

Monday 28 May 2012 4:30

Dafuq???

funnyman227 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 19:31

D: is he ok?

enahom 4

Saturday 25 August 2012 3:24

Awwwwww that's do sad!

BlackButlerFan 20

Monday 21 April 2014 1:47

I feel sorry for you and your cat, but the way you phrased it was FML gold

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