Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Did you return the favor?

Comments

PapSmearNinja 4

Friday 26 August 2011 9:09

haha surprise!!

Jessa_Bo_Bessa 0

Friday 26 August 2011 9:27

She must read Cosmo...

TorontoChik 0

Friday 26 August 2011 12:04

Lol I was thinking of the same fml haha

Nikki0228 10

Friday 26 August 2011 10:31

My, how.. Nice of her.. x_x

leannecloveryau 11

Friday 26 August 2011 11:08

nice of her, i guess....

TorontoChik 0

Friday 26 August 2011 12:03

This is the second fml regarding "inserting" and the "derrière" today..heh..funny..

fricknugget 3

Friday 26 August 2011 13:56

cosmo?

PeaceOutx24 0

Friday 26 August 2011 16:24

Wasn't there an fml above this one that was basically the same thing from a girls point of view? Hmmm.. Suspicious

capnbzarr 43

Friday 26 August 2011 18:18

That's rape.

sjbdtz 1

Friday 26 August 2011 19:14

Notice you said halfway thru. So it didn't stop you.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 August 2011 20:00

You failed to mention that the surprise was her x-boyfriend "Tank" who just got out of prison and missed "Pushing your shit in". I suspect the rectal exam wont be a big deal any more. In fact, instead of doing a colonoscopy, you're probably ok to just ram a Nikon with a telescopic lens up your ass.