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By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

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Tuesday 18 November 2014 7:41

YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

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Tuesday 18 November 2014 7:41

.. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

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2015beast 4

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:24

Why we're you tryin to shower with the cat anyways? Cats hate water??

cracklingdragon 6

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:08

At least I know I'm not the only one who showers with my cat.

cupcakekate9 14

Friday 2 October 2015 1:00

What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Clarence Gilbert 7

Friday 13 October 2017 6:06

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