Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 04:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:20

Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

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ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!

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marinewife01 16

Friday 15 August 2014 23:53

You do not need a vain girl like that. She also didn't respect you enough to put that damn phone down. Move on.

LunarServant 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 23:18

Why the selfies?

SquishyIcebat666 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 6:28

She's obviously a bimbo, move on.

ermahgerd1236 6

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:03

Retard

DrCheese 16

Monday 4 May 2015 15:41

What a bitch. Dodged a bullet op. Make sure to return the ring and go on a nice trip.

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