By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

Well lock the door in case she does.

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adam_tajyar 10

Your girlfriend is a twit and a moron

timss4 19

If you get married to this woman, wait a couple years then do the same to her for pay back ;p

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Technically, if you get kissed by someone non-consentially, it's a form of rape and should be reported.

Just teller that you remember how she kisses you.

graphicstyle7 17

I swear to God, not all women are that crazy. ALSO, slapping is RARELY acceptable, certainly not under those circumstances! I would end the relationship, she sounds amazingly needy, abusive and obviously has low self-esteem.

bmo1013 4

I would think having to confirm her identity first is a greater sign of cheating

That has to be some kind of psychological disease. "How dare you potentially make a mistake that has a 0.0001% chance of occurring"

greggly123 6

Your girlfriend is a nutcase

Some people have the stupidest beliefs

She just ruined a totally romantic moment for you guys.