Health: Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 06:31 - United Kingdom - Evesham

Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML

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skittlesmeep 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 11:57

Tell her sex would burn more calories.

Barr3lR0ll 9

Tuesday 21 August 2012 11:57

It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.

Comments

sataris20 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:13

Stress will do it faster

88vivera 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:35

Is she fat?

cameraman97 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:07

At least she is thinking positively

grudger 14

Wednesday 22 August 2012 20:28

What's so bad about trying to stay in shape to look good for your mate?

wellthatsukx 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:42

Your girlfriend is a bitch.

ravey 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 8:44

You're girlfriend is a moron. You can't "decide" to have OCD. Tell her to do some real exercises.

friedbunnies 9

Friday 24 August 2012 7:51

Technically, she's correct. She's burning extra calories with unnecessary movement.

infinitron 7

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:00

I guess that WOULD technically work...I stopped repressing my urge to fidget every twelve seconds and dropped a lot of weight...but she's an idiot if she thinks that you can just go about developing OCD whenever you want.