Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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Comments

darknamine 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:39

Ouch dude that's the worst

AfroNinja6810 11

Friday 4 January 2013 5:24

Should have said "Well you vag is like you lips, something I'll never put my mouth on."

TheCerealKiller 24

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:21

Tell her the snake is going to bite if she doesn't let it nest in her tunnel.

ACMX721 4

Monday 5 January 2015 21:37

grass her ass man that's bs

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