Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems...

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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Don't you just love hypocrisy?

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NOELDESCAMPEURS 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:16

I think by "we have problems communicating" she really meant she had.

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:56

I don't understand her either, so I don't blame ya OP

USbrit18 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:26

That has happened SO many times to me...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 20 April 2015 13:20

What a bitch. You're better off without her.

Raefy 10

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:56

word of the day is......irony

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