Break-ups and Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly...

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:18

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

kitfoxmedia 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:51

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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nicholas7800 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:54

wow dude

missmizzymoo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:58

threesome :D and maybe get your grandpa in on it too. lol

kiendle 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:48

wow, sad

sweatyanready 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:10

that would have to be one of the worst girls in the world. you don't need her

xlovelessx 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:15

eeew gross to ur girlfriend n ur dad

kirbykzoo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:42

I don't believe this happened.

cindebaby 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:30

fyl I feel sorry for you...........

xx_kaelen_xx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:43

ewww sick ex girlfriend and dad

ShutYourFace_ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:28

but does he want to date her?

LevyLove 17

Monday 15 March 2010 5:35

u kno how to get back at him right? **** ur mom!! LOL jk

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