Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful...

By man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.

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Um_bye 21

Friday 19 June 2015 19:00

Well atleast you're trying to do something with your life. She doesn't seem like the supportive type

KaneCR 9

Thursday 23 June 2016 8:22

now I ain't saying she's a gold digger..

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