Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again...

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Aldengr 0

Monday 16 February 2015 7:37

Sounds like she had a good reason for losin

Hinup 11

Tuesday 17 February 2015 0:14

if she's that dead set on you cheating on her. . she is' nt trustworthy either.. is what. i've learned through experience sadly..

Pikachurr13 11

Tuesday 17 February 2015 7:52

...the guys on this app need better taste in women

Lucas234_fml 3

Monday 30 March 2015 1:38

It's a good thing you didn't accidentally post this when you wrote "Today I beat my girlfriend again"

lollipopisicle 9

Friday 3 April 2015 17:34

You're meant to let women win.

Perry85 42

Friday 4 September 2015 9:32

Well....That escilated quickly

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