Miscellaneous: Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet...

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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lemonlife 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:07

at Least you have friends

_TONGAN_ 5

Monday 11 October 2010 2:18

Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!

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Nyc__Princess 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:39

then I'll take pictures & put them on FaceBook :P

Clumsyblonde22 12

Monday 11 October 2010 8:39

I probably would have done the same.

rayray520 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:23

that sux I'm sorry

JNaftel 0

Monday 11 October 2010 11:37

you deserve to get beat up too.

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Monday 11 October 2010 14:13

jose1760- You are the very reason gene pools should be chlorinated.

jaybird09 0

Monday 11 October 2010 18:29

lmao

spade1997 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:56

I like this guy

ItsmeRJ_ 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:17

I hate Michael Myers....

Justine94_x 31

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:45

Groovy baby.

callofdutyrox 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:05

mike myers cod style!!! knvies and tommahawks!!!

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