Love: Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough,...

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

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jewjewbee 6

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:05

idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

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Not brave enough to just go hit on him? You asked for that one.

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jimmyironic 9

Tuesday 22 November 2016 12:25

ugh. I hate people like this. using alcohol as an excuse to do sh*t or have sex and not feel bad about it. if you wanted to do it sober, then don't ******* blame alcohol. dou***bag