Health, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet....

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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King K 2

Tuesday 13 August 2019 20:34

That’s not a friend...

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Tuesday 13 August 2019 21:38

Wait, you don't have a poop knife?

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Sarah Newport 3

Wednesday 14 August 2019 9:35

Yeah, he’s not your friend

icecreamisrad 13

Wednesday 14 August 2019 14:37

What the ****..lose that friend

Marjo86 29

Thursday 15 August 2019 0:56

You mean HE has to buy a new toothbrush, don't you?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 15 August 2019 4:04

WTF WHO DOES THAT?!

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