Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was... - FML

By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

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frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:06

f your life? f HER life. you're not the one wearing what sounds like the world's ugliest shoes ...

Clare420 0

Monday 31 May 2010 7:06

I agree with #1

sancho839 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:13

seriously? that's your fml? you commented on someone's shoes? really? shut the hell up.

babbling27 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:56

haha #1 that's exactly what I was thinking

ForestFire0 1

Monday 2 March 2009 21:31

Well, now your friend knows she has horrible taste

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

if she was dressing tacky, why was she wearing shoes that MATCHED her outfit

keke_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:30

I personally like snake skin shoes...

sahreeg 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:48

F HER life BIG TIME xD she had it in the ugly way be proud xD

texmas 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Orange snake skin shoes? At least know she KNOWS they're horrible.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:54

why is this a F your like? who cares?

galad2003 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:21

This hardly qualifies as a f-your life.

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