Kids: Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but... - FML

By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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Sunday 18 September 2011 9:08

Just be glad you got to him right away. Sounded like he was about to **** some bitches up.

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sickest fml ever

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