By Fuckkkk - 20/10/2018 14:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne

Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
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Salem828 1

1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!

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Salem828 1

1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, now you know where you get it from.

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RichardPencil 30

Good thing they had put the double-ended ***** on layaway before you met them! That was close!

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whiskey'swino 15

Good for them for them, being together long enough to have a grown daughter and still trying to spice things up!

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RichardPencil 30

Mom whispers to Dad, “Look, they’re not even married zero years and they have to resort to toys to spice up their sex life. Sad.”

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Shmebs44 6

Misread it as your parents were having sex in the shop.

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onceuponatime456 16

Did you actually think that your parents never had sex? How the eff do you think you were made?

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Alup132 22

Are you dumb? It’s awkward to think about your parents having sex and in a toy shop, they knew they had sex...

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TxKitten79 10

Why is everyone always surprised to find out their parents have a sex life?

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