Intimacy: Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML

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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 19:26

I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)

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Monday 31 May 2010 19:26

fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round

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RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:27

Thanks 63. Way to make skinny people look like a bitch. Its a good thing for you, OP!

missd420 16

Sunday 22 September 2013 6:59

Wait, isn't that a good thing? If you're a big girl, accept it and be happy someone loves you just the way you are.

cwl727 32

Saturday 12 April 2014 20:15

That in a way is a good thing.

badgemaster 13

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:40

Bitches man.... Not happy unless u make everyone else unhappy

1karls1 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:33

So then if you had friends that are "big" he would?

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