Transportation, Weddings and Accident: Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2019 00:06

Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML

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You know you should reconsider when your fiance knocks up your priest before knocking you up...

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thought those bitches were supposed to be forgiving

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