Sex, Awkward and Parents: Today, my father informed me that he is going to divorce his...

By yuck - 17/07/2019 14:15

Today, my father informed me that he is going to divorce his bitch of a wife, but told me not to say anything to mess things up, in case he wants to "hit that one more time." FML

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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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You deserved it 7 268

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 149

By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 4 229

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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You deserved it 1 555

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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You deserved it 4 905

Laurea Lindroos 8

Wednesday 17 July 2019 16:31

What a discusting view he has of the woman he’s married to 🤮 so dehumanising.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 17:45

“One more time? Just one? Dad, get you some Viagra, dude!”

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Wednesday 17 July 2019 16:31

What a discusting view he has of the woman he’s married to 🤮 so dehumanising.

mazor 22

Thursday 18 July 2019 8:46

Yes. That’s wwhy he called her a bitch and is divorcing her

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 17:05

That’s not a nice way to talk about your mom! You know this makes you literally a son of a bitch?

BigSissy 14

Wednesday 17 July 2019 17:10

Eeeeew. TMI dad

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 17:45

“One more time? Just one? Dad, get you some Viagra, dude!”

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 17 July 2019 18:30

squeal like a pig , **** what he thinks

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 17 July 2019 21:56

Are we to guess that 'that bitch of a wife' of his is your step-mom..? Or is it your mother he is talking about?😂

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