Intimacy: Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her...

By peacexout108 - 08/11/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

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Perrydox 5

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:46

Least u know u can ****

subgub2222 16

Monday 7 October 2013 2:39

What a bitch

trey600rr 22

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:00

sounds like a booty call!

plaza249 9

Monday 16 November 2015 3:03

my ex still misses me....BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 15 July 2016 12:08

Take. Advantage. Of. That. Dear Jesus, I wish my ex would give me that text.

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