Intimacy: Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication....

By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

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deejflat 17

Tuesday 15 December 2015 19:28

Sounds like a keeper

wassup388 25

Friday 18 December 2015 23:22

Plot twist: the author said yes

Steve7910 6

Monday 4 January 2016 4:59

So...did you?

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Hell yeah!

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Thursday 28 July 2016 9:12

So... What position were you in?

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