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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

CookieLovesYou 1

Friday 8 July 2011 11:44

Nice father.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 8 July 2011 13:17

Drunk your father was? The Force you will teach him not. Feed him Tylenol and greasy breakfast food you will.

lauren_pink 0

Friday 8 July 2011 13:26

lmfao! ;) that's crazy!

CammyKarmaMendoz 0

Friday 8 July 2011 13:28

Thats Sounds Like Something My Mom Would Scream While moaning in The Other Room. :o

nixter5 18

Friday 8 July 2011 13:30

well...I assume you taught him??

RobynNichole1 3

Friday 8 July 2011 13:30

at least he was drunk. my dad would do that sober..

Ugi 26

Friday 8 July 2011 13:39

Great! You get to make him run through swamps carrying you on his back - get started!

d_ele 0

Friday 8 July 2011 13:40

your life is average!!! well... more like your dad's is...

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Friday 8 July 2011 13:53

That's terrible but kinda funny. :P

Drackolee 0

Friday 8 July 2011 14:02

I laughed my ass off on this one. I probably would have pissed my pants laughing if I had seen it in person. I just don't know how to vote. It's not really your fault but its not really fyl.

tantan69 0

Friday 8 July 2011 14:03

haha hide the beer

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