Animals: Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when...

By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:44

5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog

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Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

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That's a great story! Be grateful for a happy ending.

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