Today, my daughter told me “I should just drop everything and...

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By ghostring - 20/07/2018 06:19

Today, my daughter told me “I should just drop everything and join the Yakuza.” She’s 5 and I have no idea where she learned that. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Wednesday 25 July 2018 23:20

Tell her you'll gladly do it if she pays for your trip to Japan

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 22 July 2018 21:26

You can't fault her for having aspirations. She may become an Oyabun in the future. Although I'm guessing someone told her to say that to mess with you, or she could have heard it on TV, but I can't speak on her behalf.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 22 July 2018 21:26

chris_lillo 15

Sunday 22 July 2018 23:37

The Yakuza is recruiting young these days!

ChromoTec 24

Wednesday 25 July 2018 23:20

Tell her you'll gladly do it if she pays for your trip to Japan

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