By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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perdix 29

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

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spikey818 9

tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

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pineappleluvah 0

You raised this child...so it's your duty to.. Slap some sense into the bitch and send her to a psychiatrist.

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Maxaxle 0

What part of this doesn't seem like a joke?

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J_rockk10 3

OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CoachLlama 5

Well, some lucky young man will have his hands full in a few years. I predict the drama will be epic.

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KaitlynxD 5

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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ZsaZsaGaboa 14

I kind of wonder if this woman is like my father, who thinks when my brother or I talk to people over any kind of video game chat system, we're talking to the 'imaginary characters', no matter how often we explain...

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Odhyl 0

She needs a boyfriend. You need to be a better parent.

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