Love: Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining... - FML

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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egc573 40

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:33

Well, your dad certainly can't deny that your boyfriend has impeccable timing.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:35

Please don't waste your life on a loser.

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YeaSo3 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 10:08

There's your sign. .

JustForRetorts 13

Friday 8 May 2015 6:02

FYL? more like F your parent's life. No one wants their kid to fall in love with a criminal.

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