Intimacy: Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money,...

By nothowtheydoitinalabama - 22/02/2012 03:43 - United States

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:34

At least it's an original idea?

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Too late I just patented that.

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nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:01

I thought my dad was weird

shaebayla 6

Wednesday 14 November 2012 2:07

A guy (and girl) can dream...

iamamale 15

Saturday 24 August 2013 13:02

The sad thing is that it's already out.

anon137 7

Monday 30 December 2013 18:02

You told him to invent something...

Shiny_nickels 14

Wednesday 10 December 2014 23:03

All I have to say is "what the hell, why?"

Retolv23 0

Tuesday 31 January 2017 0:35

he's on to somethint

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