Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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melissamoshh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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smallory42 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:54

Thats nice of him.

bewbies 3

Monday 13 June 2011 2:55

live up to his expectations then.

tieu2arock 3

Monday 13 June 2011 2:55

well, be happy he cares.

JustKeepOnHatin 7

Monday 13 June 2011 3:01

your kinda lucky, if I got put in jail my daddy would make me stay and learn my lesson :p

crzy4life 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:07

lol that's funny

limepinklis 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:19

well...is it?

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 13 June 2011 3:32

At least he cares. :)

skikid 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:50

lucky!

alicecanitbe 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:02

well u never no but, WHEN u prove him wrong make sure u still get the move, locked up or not :P

franticravyn 7

Monday 13 June 2011 4:07

Optimistic dad you have there.

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