Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

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Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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melissamoshh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:01

sounds much like my patents lol they suck

alexis40355 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:00

that's harsh. hilarious, but harsh. dads ftw.

brightandbitchy 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:01

actually he's being a good dad, he's just telling you this to warn you.

EMOELMO9000 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:46

at least he cares

cleopatra108 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 22:38

at least you have a dad.

jewelsfml 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 10:01

its parents like that, that cause their children to do wrong! prove his ugly ass wrong!

sorrowevicteon 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:08

Eh, why not be prepared?

WickedClownMCL 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:43

Lol, good thing for me!

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 3:10

Theres your chance to break the law!

jamal0000007 4

Friday 7 December 2012 3:31

at least hes prepared, my dad would just leave my ass there

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