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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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Sunday 6 March 2011 9:06

shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"

cheerchika 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 9:04

hahaha. say " no and thank god" ;)

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ceva_fml 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:10

so... did u inherited the mini-tiny-penis ?

H_E_doubleFML 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:46

This would be funnier if you were a girl.

creedaddict 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:48

did you?

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:58

haha So did you? xD

Bobbert9 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:33

it's not small just fun sized like a fun size twix, or butterfingers so have fun

Tanya33 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:47

And your mother had you? Maybe she was expecting growth later on... Still, what a trooper.

MisterMuffinz 13

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:11

well my dad beats me when hes drunk so you got it good

bladomas 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:39

so, did you?

MyApocalypse 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:08

Why is everyone interested in this guys dick size...?

attatood 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:19

cuz he brought it up. Wonder if he can get it up or even tell the difference? :P

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:17

it's only an FML if you did.

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