Miscellaneous: Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's... - FML

By ohlordhelpmenow - 15/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:38

Is he talking about food or women?

123josie123 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:31

The new version of 5second rule??

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rotflmao14 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:50

DUTCH!!!!! :P

willmurphy123 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:44

Oh shit

AceHigh 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:05

Done that before. Subway sandwiches with bacon dont last very long, if I may say so.

OttersIsAwesome 8

Friday 18 May 2012 21:54

At least it rhymes.

joenuuuuu 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:52

What if its blue cheese?

Redundant_Idiot 7

Friday 7 February 2014 2:55

Sanitation, expiration dates, question everything. Or shut up and be a victim of authority. I think your father was listening to Warning by Green Day a bit to much.

taylorzgoines 16

Friday 8 May 2015 22:09

sounds reasonable

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