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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:40 - New Zealand - Hamilton

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By ruserious - 07/08/2015 11:24 - Australia - Sydney

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By fuckyouverymuch - 26/10/2013 19:48 - United States - Salida

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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By Crombinator - 01/05/2015 05:30 - United States - Estacada

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 1:17

does your dad have a long history of retardation?

Astroman129 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:16

Wow. Some intelligence he has...

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ryanator008 23

Saturday 23 August 2014 18:25

Apple? Waterproof? Don't make me laugh. All the competitors are way ahead of them.

ThLast_Huntr22 7

Friday 4 March 2016 17:09

Your dad is an idiot,

lucasj23 11

Tuesday 8 May 2018 23:32

so it seems your dad is an idiot. how could he possibly not know it wasn't waterproof,?

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