Miscellaneous: Today, my college professor handed every student a note card... - FML

By SLOMan90 - 26/01/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:02

Wow, please tell me you're studying psychology and this turned out to be part of some experiment :O If not, you should definitely complain to his superiors.

Rise_Up_fml 3

Wednesday 26 January 2011 11:58

gotta get your self esteem from somewhere right?

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Friday 27 March 2015 20:05

Give him a six, and write your phone number in a heart.

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What class is this for?

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