Intimacy: Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he...

By Patrick R - 09/06/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

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Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML

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All in a day's work

By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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By A. - 15/04/2009 07:48 - Canada

Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

How'd it taste?

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A brain...

Comments

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:02

I believe this is what you call "Documented evidence of sexual harassment." Nail his ass to the wall... figuratively.

2009girl5 2

Friday 9 September 2011 5:56

This is what I don't get. How can ce deserve ut.

jdawg2010 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:52

Lmao!!

LadyGore 12

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:49

That's a win on so many levels.

jweb1434 6

Monday 30 December 2013 16:48

Who cares. At least you have the money

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