Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

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scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

Comments

ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:08

How is that even possible..?

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:42

this is by far, the funniest fml..sorry bout ur toaster. :(. toaster cover will help in the future. :)

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:57

shitty toast... yummmm

gagalooooo 0

Friday 22 April 2011 3:27

that's what you get when you own a stupid cat

misswendy_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:06

shitty toast for breakfast.

nativetwister87 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:07

that's some hot shit right there...

crooks32 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:14

laughed my ass off when I read this. thank you for making my day so much better

angelwing701 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:23

Ewww ... you ticked off a ninja cat

Lindzer 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:34

Yet another reason to hate cats.

lexief1999 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:40

I would kill the damn Cat...

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