Kids: Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By m…… - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

At least he's creative :)

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Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

Bloody Hell!

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MissCuteStack 12

Friday 6 July 2012 1:45

Timee to hide the tampons betta ;)) soo embrassing

Infamous_strike 0

Friday 6 July 2012 3:10

Seems like you type words about as well as Helen Keller. P.s. your username doesn't describe you.

VivatRegina 14

Friday 6 July 2012 2:36

This is hilarious, I saw this exact same anecdote on both Memebase and Reddit two days ago. How funny.

jjbennett 2

Friday 6 July 2012 4:05

We're they used?

stfuNOWplease 6

Friday 6 July 2012 4:46

I used to get pads (new) and slap my little brother across the face with tgem once he knew what I used them for

iMandyx3 5

Friday 6 July 2012 5:32

KABOOM!

musicLord 0

Friday 6 July 2012 6:02

I'm sure that was a bloody mess!(;

iPepsi 0

Friday 6 July 2012 9:06

This is hysterical! :'D

thisismeFMLing 0

Friday 6 July 2012 18:36

I use tampons for bloody noses

SkylarBoston17 8

Friday 6 July 2012 23:08

Just goes to show what an amazing imagination he has

Fylives101 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:18

Like a baws.

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