Intimacy: Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement....

By Sherry - 11/07/2012 13:29 - United States - Middletown

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML

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Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:53

Throw it out, both brother and comforter.

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kmoney23 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 4:55

Should not have had that party

lalamom_26 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:25

Id burn that thing if i were you.

jc95sd 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:35

And you didn't! Haha

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 29 December 2013 23:52

Why did you let your brother throw a huge party in YOUR basement? ydi

peak4u 10

Monday 15 December 2014 23:48

Isn't it weird that 1/6 of the party was having sex infront of everyone

zoelog 10

Wednesday 11 September 2019 5:02

I'm just really curious how you could possibly know that. did you stand there and count?

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