Geek: Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually...

By harry - 06/12/2008 07:51 - France

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 19:50 - United States

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

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By OhaiiKid - 07/03/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

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By MrandMrsRendon20 - 11/11/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, I complained to my boss about how my printer wasn't printing colored ink even though I had just installed a new cartridge yesterday. Upon investigation, she noted that I forgot to take off the protection sticker from the cartridge. Good job. FML

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By Nathan - 17/01/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML

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By Ayeya - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to print out a 100-page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this, I picked a time when I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes, waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

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By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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By Canonlizardjet - 13/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I had a near-death experience. Went to print a document and a lizard shot out of the printer right out at me. Gives a whole new meaning to a Canon printer, a fricking lizard cannon. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 14:40 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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mrmofong0 0

Friday 13 February 2009 15:50

take the little tape thing off the cartridge.

spazzmckiwi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:17

How brand new? What's the return policy? btw I like how FML has turned into a tech support blog.

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yayitsmeh 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:21

guys it's not ink. it's a toner 0_o but really, run some test pages.

doodlebug13 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:05

Whatever it is, that may be the only problem.

Stpatch754 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:36

loser much?

warsun 27

Saturday 1 March 2014 11:09

No not really

tpag3r 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:12

the cool sound is totally worth it

doodlebug13 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 13:06

Agreed

taylor309 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:38

I like this one :) very positive

saskiia1 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:33

hahaha this is awesome

silly_kate 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:02

COOL SOUNDS FTW!!!

sj_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:46

"cool sounds!" XD

BlueJeans2626 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:55

lol nice

dante899 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:46

sounds like a mlia moment to me...

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 2 May 2010 4:27

I know right! all you need to do is explain to the store what happened. it's not an FML. cool sounds = MLIA.

number1dukie 0

Friday 9 April 2010 4:20

that happened to me once. just exchange it

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Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his or his mom's name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we'd found her she told me, "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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