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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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gunmania0 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:50

People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!

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So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.

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LadyEmi 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:02

He is so not worth your time!

ouknow123 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:36

Suck it up

faint0fhearts 16

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:58

Been there

kittypurry25 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:42

My husband did the same thing...

doglover100 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:52

Dump him.

lil_ders 5

Thursday 4 December 2014 6:23

You a side hoe lol

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 5:33

You shouldn't be with someone who isn't proud to say that you are together.

valdania 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:38

Delete your boyfriend

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