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By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

And that is a problem?

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MandaPandaLove 0

Monday 8 October 2012 1:05

Yes!!!!!! Win!!!! XD

aliluv 7

Monday 8 October 2012 2:15

What a fantastic boyfriend(:

Blue329 15

Monday 8 October 2012 2:29

Op I do not know why you are complaining about your boyfriend doing this he seems pretty darn awesome , like a ninja

PunkBabe30 4

Monday 8 October 2012 3:03

My boyfriend read this...now he wants to try this

GirlONaBus 2

Monday 8 October 2012 3:08

Lol! That's cute. Immature but cute

aimeesea75 16

Monday 8 October 2012 3:08

That is so cute

thescottymo 4

Monday 8 October 2012 3:19

That's not bad, that's AWESOME!

ClaireBear150 6

Monday 8 October 2012 3:33

Omg that is awesome!

JonniBoyy 2

Monday 8 October 2012 4:15

Like a boss

loserboii 11

Monday 8 October 2012 4:47

Maybe he can somesault into a wall

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