Health: Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

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dansco 24

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:48

Kinky ;)

michaiahjoy 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:57

Well he's a keeper!

dakota154 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:50

Your kind is what's wrong with world today.

raha95 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:22

your mistaken that's called anal

immaacdcfan 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:43

@45 and 93 i lold

doglady 16

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:10

F *his* life.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 1 February 2011 5:34

couldn't you find someone else to do it?

irokyoursox 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:26

hehe just like in man vs wild

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 9 March 2011 20:33

Could be worse...Be thankful he didn't use a garden hose!

person214 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:36

whats an enema?

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