Work: Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status...

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By Da Boss - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.

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dreadasaur 0

Monday 19 July 2010 7:23

Do I smell a raise ;]

kfrizzle2 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:33

Nope, sorry, I just farted o.O

dennis96411 12

Monday 19 July 2010 8:13

Wow **** your boyfriend for hacking your account, but for the boss part... Do you like him?

V4ZQU3Z 0

Monday 19 July 2010 9:18

14 who gives a ****

mischief63 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:59

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that she's FB friends with her boss?

yinzhen 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:38

well,am curious about your response! but ur boyfriend's...what does he want to do?!

chuckleface72 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:48

u sure ur bf didn't log on ur bosses fb too haha...

vivalasophia 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 22:08

Oh dear. A bit creepy.

Cherryripe25 5

Monday 26 July 2010 15:47

whatta creepy boss.

emmyers 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:14

Promotion time!!! :)

iRichiq 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:59

I'd dump that loser for the boss, that was a very thick joke

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Today, after a guided meditation class, our instructor asked us all to name the thing we are most thankful for. My fiancé, completely serious, answered, "Nintendo." When the teacher looked at him, slightly incredulously, he changed his answer to, "Our dog." FML

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Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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