Love: Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text... - FML

By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

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perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:45

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

MellyBee 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:44

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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Tytonic 16

Wednesday 23 December 2015 16:31

They do that on purpose as a way to throw you off while making it. Should say so somewhere on the box.

SiraSiemens 21

Thursday 9 June 2016 14:27

haha somehow i cant help thinking you deserve to be with a guy like this. on an unrelated matter, did you guys get that chrysalid problem under control ?

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