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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 12:12

I'd do the same! I love dogs :D

dotsdesu 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.

Comments

mets300 8

Friday 28 March 2014 21:37

That is exactly the way a person should be.

Wildghost123 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:05

I would do the same, man's best friend you know

luvsumer 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 1:29

I would do this to lol

Harley56 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:26

would've done the same

bobthenob 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 14:17

damn straight

exuberant_orange 17

Friday 27 February 2015 17:14

Dogs > People Always.

spleeN_fml 4

Saturday 30 January 2016 20:32

well, at least he's sane.

Jonathan Spaulding 5

Tuesday 31 October 2017 13:47

Good the dog deserves it

ErinShannon 27

Tuesday 14 November 2017 8:19

Well, the dog couldnt call or send letters, plus if he had said doggo before you two started being a thing, its completely understandable. God knows when I get home from being away I just sit on the floor and love my pups. Dogs are everything.