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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2016 9:14

That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.

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Saturday 6 August 2016 9:08

Is your boyfriend 5?

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memestasquaper 10

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:24

We used see who could pee the from the furthest distance during bathroom breaks in elementary school.

AlisonJade17 2

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:40

lol that's funny.

claudiajean 24

Sunday 7 August 2016 6:06

Sounds like he has some mopping to do!

Mortoli 30

Sunday 7 August 2016 7:48

wait... why?

candyndanny 10

Sunday 7 August 2016 9:21

wait till you get married lol

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 7 August 2016 18:15

Throw his shirt in as a mop and tell him to have fun.

Wildhippo 4

Sunday 7 August 2016 20:34

Is he really proud to do that? Maybe your choice is not so good.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 8 August 2016 4:52

Are you dating a 10-year-old?

TheHcwalker 20

Monday 8 August 2016 23:36

Time to grab the mop again I guess

moniculkin 19

Tuesday 9 August 2016 9:30

boys will be boys

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