Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best...

By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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felton 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

Maybe he wished you were hotter

Peacemaker9 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

holy shit that funny lol

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droptableusers 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 19:15

Burn witch Burn!

LilianaAlvarez 15

Friday 21 March 2014 4:25

I don't understand what his problem is ... And did you guys like watch them make love together while you guys were ? Haha

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Monday 9 March 2015 4:38

damn that's funny

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