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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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SilentTreatment 7

Friday 8 July 2011 7:58

Wow, your boyfriend is stupid!

summerhot_fml 2

Friday 8 July 2011 8:12

129 how would you know? did you happen to die and have all the big questions answered? i doubt. leave others beliefs out. or at least try to be open minded

SlimShady167 3

Friday 8 July 2011 8:39

What does OP mean?

MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:11

Orangotang Penis.

smeesha 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:52

lol^ actually I think it means original poster. sorry if I'm wrong O_O

Capt_Oblivious 10

Friday 8 July 2011 16:54

Opposable Penis

guitarplayer546 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:41

what a douche

sky22_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 8:43

Clearly HE has a problem....

crazzy4gaga 1

Friday 8 July 2011 8:44

sux_to_be_you 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:47

he liked boys

Zuber_fml 4

Friday 8 July 2011 8:48

well **** him

Kovu_fml 16

Friday 8 July 2011 8:55

this has been posted many times before

latinjukes 2

Friday 8 July 2011 9:03

He's talking about the mom of the girl he has on the side.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:20

then why would he be breaking up with her? he would need to break up with the girl he has on the side.

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